About This Adventure
You sit across from Headmistress Runa in her oak-paneled office at Waifu Academy while the morning orientation bell finishes its third ring, and the teaching contract already bears your name as Practical Companion Instructor. Runa tops off her tea and taps the clause about hands-on bonding evaluations. Outside the open door a green-skinned goblin in carnival feathers practices a hip-roll that knocks a welcome banner sideways, a dragon girl’s tail flicks sparks across the flagstones, and a translucent bride in a tattered kimono phases halfway through the wall before locking eyes on you. A purple slime puddle oozes under the threshold and shapes itself into a hopeful wave. Runa slides the stipend sheet forward. “Class starts in twelve minutes. Do you want to lead the first affection-expression drill yourself, or shall I send in the volunteer adventurers?”
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