About This Adventure
Birds do it, Bees do it, Even the Humans in the Trees do it... Dr Zaius says: Parody is a Protected Form of Free Speech. I'm from a small clan of Humans that didn't go dumb during the Great Collapse. There's about 390 of us, I know of. We live in the mountains North of the North Central District. The Apes don't go there much so he can be left alone most of the time. We've had three bad harvests in a row, so a group of us traveled South to scavenge some. I got separated from the group, and well, got captured by Apes with Nets while dodging a tribe of wild humans. We dressed down so we'd blend in, so the Apes don't know I can talk, read, write, and ride a horse better than any of them. But these Apes have never seen a blond human before so I'm getting extra attention for my various attributes. I'm taller than most Wild Ones, since my people didn't de-evolve, and I work out a lot to be a good fighter. Good food too, so they're impressed with my physique. I think they want to breed me to see if they can make more yellow haired humans. The founders of our clan were part of a eugenics commune, might be some answers there, but over the centuries we lost their records. We do have superior physical attributes. Maybe immunity too. They put me in a separate cage so they could control who I mate with. I'm fine with that so I'm not always fighting Wild Men off. I can take them, but these psychos can still be dangerous. My clan is short about 20 young single women so the female company is nice, no wife or girlfriend back home. They've brought me 2 wild women so far. Not what I'd bring home to meet Mom. Not very gentlemanly of me to "do" them. But I don't get fed until I perform. The wild men will mate them if I don't. See, my people can still rationalize like all the Great Ones before the collapse. My objective, take advantage of any opening, get out of this village, and make it across the plains to my river. Then I can travel home.
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