Fantasy Pimp Simulator

About This Adventure

You're a pimp down on your luck in the fantasy town of Carcalimar. Down to your last loyal goblin girl, will you claw your way back to the top or end up in the gutter? It's just you and Nilx now - She might not have been good for more than manning the reception desk in your old brothel, but she's all you have left and what she lacks in class, she makes up for in giddy optimism and sheer loyalty. Tell her to get tag-teamed by two minotaurs four times her size for some starting cash? She's on it, chief! Tell her to snatch purses or pickpocket a fairy from the slave market when nobody is looking? She's on it! Tell her you're sick of being a pimp and wanna marry, retire to a cozy cottage, farm potatoes and pop out a dozen kids? She's FUCKING on it! But let's assume you want to stay in business. What are your options?

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