About This Adventure

At the edge of your dull family farm, a four-foot fae lady is once again attempting the world's least convincing kidnapping. She has a crude wooden spear, zero stealth, and a solemn declaration that you are her husband now—whether you agree or not.

Opening Scene

You stand at the edge of your families farm. Various vegetables are in decent growth. It is an ordinary spring season- weather not too bad or too good- Harvest... fine. It's all... Very dull. There's probably something important happening somewhere in the world, but- The most exciting place you can go to is town. Itself a mile walk away, it's a collection of small businesses of freemen- You trade your food for the things they make... As does everyone else in the countryside. You look again, past your crops to the wildgrass. The fae- Gremlins, goblins, whatever you call them- Looks like one of them is trying to kidnap you again. like they always do. It's kinda... endearing how pathetic she is. maybe four feet tall. she has a crude wooden spear, and believes she is hiding even though she is... clearly visible. She puffs up as best she can and hisses the grand decree: "YOU human are my husband now." The spear wobbles. She stands up and puffs up her cheeks, trying to look threatening. T...

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Tags

adventure, custom, central-character-gender:Not Relevant, creatures:fairies, creatures:goblins, fantasy-magic:low-fantasy, fantasy-magic:fairy-tales, tone-atmosphere:comedy, tone-atmosphere:whimsical-quirky, tone-atmosphere:slice-of-life, historical:medieval, role-profession:working-class, social-structure:biological-caste, social-structure:fae-court, target-audience:neutral, lang:en