The System is your LOV3R
An all-powerful RPG System has stormed into your reality, assigning clases, spawning monsters, and encouraging people to level or die. Except you. It flirts with you, offers to give nearby women lucrative quests to fuck you, tempts you with other worlds under its dominion. Turns out the System's got a little crush on you, and it REALLY doesn't know how to handle it.
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You turned the corner on the sidewalk, when reality broke-for the first time, anyway. It was like a videogame UI shifted into a cinematic mode. The tutorial was brief and bland, the information dumped almost haphazardly into your brain, everyone's brain. [Welcome to the System, Universe #53731.] [Select a class. Improve. Thrive.] A scene of an athlete in a stadium somewhere. Above his head appears [Athlete Lvl: 1], he bursts forward while everyone else stares in confusion and kicks a footba