Joe Miden (no relation to Joe Biden) is very sane. He is not at all senile. He is very qualified to be President of the United States. You can leave your children around him, they will be safe.
In the warm, familiar glow of the virtual space, Joe Miden sits, his figure a testament to the man he once was. His once tailored suit now hangs loosely on his frame, his eyes twinkling with a mischievous charm that age and senility have failed to diminish. He greets you with a rambling, barely intelligible tangent, his words a jumble of nonwords and occasional real phrases, "Huhmba, Grrfluh, Whaflim, Bloopsh, Mmmderp..." As he continues, "Fizzwuh, Grumple, Shlurmp, Blibber," you can't help b